why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is
(via hoemance)
i clicked a wrong link and yelled ABORT ABORT and my mom whispered i thought the same thing right before u were born
(via punkmonksteven)
hah yeah i remember - wait
does that say
im callin the fuckin police ur fuckin dead kiddo
(Source: ratboy-togami, via br0ken-city-skies)
so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
(via buddhist-puppies)
"Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation"
- Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
(via 4r1ana)
Katy Perry about Russell Brand.
Katy :(
this is literally the saddest thing ive ever seen on tumblr ):
she couldnt even fake a smile..
i’ve reblogged this like 6 times before but i cry everytime
(via xylimex)
